once I asked my English teacher if teachers shipped their students and after explaining what shipping meant she told me that that is literally one of the most popular discussions in the staff room
I had an English teacher who thought these two students were nice together, so she made them partners on a project.
They got married.
(Source: amazingphul, via marley-barbie)
If you’re unnecessarily rude to service employees I hope you have constant diarrhea for the rest of your life
(Source: nosdrinker, via dizzy-roses)
lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog
and occasionally show eachother funny text posts
(via rootlet)